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The ariana grande song that stole all wigs... it’s a bop and a half and we haven’t even heard it yet! Coming for your weaves, 4/20
“No tears left to cry had my weave SNATCHED!”
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A song by South Korean boy group BTS. It has sexy-sounding vocals and beautiful dance moves. It's something you'd want to hear your whole life.
Girl 1: "Have you seen the Blood Sweat & Tears music video by BTS?"
Girl 2: "OMG yes!! It's so sexy!"
Girl 1: "Just wait till you see Jimin reveal his shoulder 🤤"
Girl 2: "Those vocals by Jungkook and Jimin are such turn-ons."
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shit happens, life goes on... originally a quote from "Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil"
The Lady Chablis ( a transvestite entertainer): "It's like my mother always said: 'Two tears in a bucket, motherf**k it'" in response to a critic...
"but what if your girlfriend catches us shagging in her kitchen?"
"two tears in a bucket baby, fuck it..."
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An abusive sometimes angry critique of the victim's actions or work. Such a painful and embarrassing evaluation that it feels like the authority is trying to tear a new asshole for you. (Assholes being an embarrassing body area.)
Secondarily, tear a new asshole may refer to total domination by an opponent similar to a gay rape where the attacker didn't even bother to find to the actual asshole.
The drunken male marines performance on the whore house obstacle course was so pitiful that their sergeant had to tear a new asshole for all of them with a rusty pocket knife. But he praised the females for being righteous Ho's on the beach.
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to engage in particularly quick and passionate sex. Often a quickie or a one night stand.
Hey baby, you look hot in that skirt, wanna go upstairs and tear one off?
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The most emo name for a symphonic death metal band. Ever.
Eternal Tears of Sorry is abbreviated as EToS.
Eternal Tears of Sorrow has a gay name, but they're good anyway.
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When the girl/guy gives an Indian burn to the shaft of the receiver till the point of crying. That is when the giver uses the produced tears as lubricant until the point of orgasm is achieved.
Meghan: I want to try something special tonight... I'm gonna make your dick burn until your balls cry out, I call it the indian tear-jerker
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