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when a college stupid uses all his or her college loans to buy parts for their car.
they often visit honda-tech.com and realize their car is not JDM standard. they then spend every single penny they have on $700 intake's that are no better then $20 filters and claim their car is "hot" or "sick" or even "mad tight jdm yo".
when in reality they just wasted tons of fucking money.
I got fucking honda-tech'ed. Class 05' BITCH!
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Original land-grant school in the state of Virginia. Previously known as Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University...apparently too long...shortened to Virginia Tech for the convenience of it's students and graduates...multi-syllabic utterances are difficult for the typical Hokie (which, by the way, is a castrated turkey). The Corps of Cadets is lack-luster; made up of wannabe soldiers and dykes (which, by the way, is the word used to refer to upperclass "big brothers / sisters"). Thankfully, there are real military schools within the states that provide the discipline and direction necessary to assist in staffing our military. If we were to rely solely on the products of the VTCC, we would indeed see a military full of over-zealous, under-educated alcoholics who define thier success through childish pranks and high video game scores.
Virginia Tech underclassmen (in VTCC) are "turned" on "dyke-night"...a silly tradition of beer, pointless pt, and other "manly" pursuits like running the stairs at Lane Stadium, sliding down the trusses of Cassel Coliseum, or low crawling through the duck pond.
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A tech youtuber , from Nottingham England .
'Tech unfolded on youtube'
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a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest models could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the kegel contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). An improved version of the device was later devised that could receive and convey incoming messages as well as communicating outgoing messages. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, this newer version suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have to improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.
The tech tampon was first used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages. Unfortunately, the super-model secret-agents had sex so frequently, necessitating the removal of the tech tampon, that they were often out of communication, and less attractive secret agents had to be recruited.
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this is a place of HIGHER EDUCATION. where all the instructers really dont care if u pass or fail, after all there just there to collect a check. on breaks at 8:20am,11am, and 1PM u can find numerous pot heads scatterd throught the parking lot getting stoned then going back to class
john:matt and rick go to pennco tech. Tim: but matt and rick are stoners. John: exactly thats why they go there cause its not a real school hahaha
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school where the worst shooting has so far taken place. a gun men opened fire on the students and eventually took his own life with a bullet in the head. 33 dead and at least 20 more wounded, the casualties that occured at this school are almost triple that of columbine
did you here about the shooting at Virginia Tech
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a person not intimately familiar with or that much cares about the lastest tech gadget or computer program available on the market
Him: I just got the latest iphone!
Her: Who cares, it'll be obsolete in 3 months. My cell doesn't even have a camera it's so old.
Me:Ha! Noob! My cell is so old it has a rotary dial. Beat that!
Him: You're such a tech tard.
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