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green puss disease

A highly lethal and contagious STD that causes small green growths around your vagina (which is either obtained by way of the disease or preexisting). These growths burst and omit a glowing green waste product.

DAMMIT, I GOT GREEN PUSS DISEASE FROM THAT HOBO ON FOURTH AND MAINE!!!!!!!

by the omnipotent garage door February 1, 2014


Stank Puss Volley

A stank Puss volley is when in Football/soccer the corner quick taker specifically aims the ball outside of the box so a waiting player can attempt to volley it in

lets goooo, Baby icon Michal Essien just stank pussed that bitch top bins. the guy is in spain without the s right now what a Stank Puss Volley

by Kade has AIDS January 14, 2022


pizza dough puss

Its when the puss puss is very soft like pizza dough.

She had one of those pizza dough puss

by Andreypersson January 25, 2017


Puss Green Gooch

When your gooch gets infected and turns green with puss

Damn, I fucked that girl last night and woke up with a Puss Green Gooch

by EpicLolly36 June 15, 2021


wuss puss 2.0

mylo is a wuss puss because not only are they sibbing, cumming to MY (KITES) TOES, but they also have a shorter temper than anyone on this earth.

person 1: hey, theres mylo!
person 2: hey, theres wuss puss 2.0!

by kitw December 4, 2021


Burnt pork puss

When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.

After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.

On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"

by MargoFromFargo April 23, 2020


Pumpkin Puss Wagon

The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.

To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.

When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.

All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.

Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.

“Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride”

by Sickfuckers September 25, 2022