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5th Jebendia

One of the most badass servers around, led by the ultimate fucking chad, his name is... Arminius

5th Jebendia just fucking nuked my god damn server

5th Jebendia: bahahahaha fuck you

by Johann Friedrich von Pissbach February 25, 2024


June 5th

On June 5th you need to send your boyfriend a multiple pictures of your juicy tits covered in soap.

boyfriend: Hey you know it’s June 5th
Girlfriend: yeah I’m gonna for a shower now

Boyfriend: so I can see those soapy big tits

by Scott doyle June 4, 2024


June 5th

appreciate and gift a girl who’s names start with an A day

A Person: Hey why do you have a present?

Another person: It’s June 5th! I’m giving this to my best friend who’s name starts with an A.

Person 1: Ohh ya it’s June fifth! Hold on I’ll be right back I gotta get a gift for my sister.

by Baitotheley June 5, 2022


June 5th

June 5th is now nation LGBTQ love day. SO if you know someone gay, Love them!!! yaknow ask out your crush or whatever gay people do

Peace out oxoxoxoxo

Elodie: im gay
Me: its June 5th national LGBTQ+ love day <3
Elodie: ok awesome xoxoo
<33

by imgaysheeshhhhhh June 4, 2021


June 5th

National send nudes day

He dudeits almost June 5th

by ball licker96024 June 5, 2024


June 5th

if you are born on this day you are short but illegal to bully them for it

damn I'm born on June 5th, no one can bully me for being short

by totallynotashortperson May 14, 2021


June 5th

A day where generous and kind people are born. ITS ALSO MIA’S BIRTHDAY‼️

Someone: “Oh, it’s just a regular June 5th”
Me: NO ITS MIAS BIRTHDAY

by May 14, 2022