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I woman who has been through a large amount of dicks
That Becky is such a crab dragon, like she needs to lay off the dick.
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When someone is so hot you would eat the corn out of there poo...would you crab fork it?
Would you crab fork it?
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a crab party is any time 2 or more crabs are visible at any given time
last night I woke up to get some water and there was a crab party going on, all four of them!
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Cig crabs are sentient crabs who enjoy smoking. They are prone to showing up during activities to dispense commentary at the price of a humiliation. It is customary to thank the cig crab for its consideration.
It was early so I was watching Arthur on TV. The show literally said "just be yourself" and I saw a cig crab on the bed next to me, he said "That's what I do" and scratched my face. Thanks cig crab.
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After fisting your hoe's pussy, you drop your balls into her gaped fuck hole to give your nut sack a good washing in her slut sauce, only to have her cunt lips squeeze around your balls and clamp them in place like a crab in a crab pot.
I tried to wash my balls in that bitches fuck hole, but my nuts got clamped in her bitch ditch like a crab in a crab pot.
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Hey, man. I went for a Crab Salad with that smokin' blonde last night.
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Utter fanswagalisticness. It can refer to a person or crab. This creature can save the world.
Girl: Ugh I can't even today!
Friend: OMG we better call a moola crab to make it better!
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