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A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.
Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.
That guy who does everything way cheaper than your local business'. Need a haircut, call Kitchen Steve, Tattoo? He's not licensed but he got this cool tattoo gun off eBay once and he practices on himself.
Dude you don't need to pay $60 for that haircut man, Kitchen Steve will do it for $10. Let me give him a call!
Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"
used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.
"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"
A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.
I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.
The act of shaving your balls.
I’m about to clean the kitchen so he/she will suck my dick.
The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry