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Mary-Kate Olsen, along with fraternal twin sister Ashley Olsen, began as a child star and grew to become a marketing tycoon of products aimed at pre-teen girls such as clothes, books, dolls, and fragrances. In 2001 she suffered from anorexia at and checked into treatment. She is, however, still hailed by many online anorexic communities as an idol and "thinspiration".
Birthdate: June 13, 1986
Best known for: playing Michelle Tanner of Full House
Other shows: Two of a Kind, So Little Time
Other: have recorded an album and made several small-budget movies for children and tweens
Though many stars are currently jumping on the "thin is in" bandwagon, Mary-Kate Olsen is one of the few who has admitted to an eating disorder.
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No half sends, only full sends. When you full send with a guy without hesitation.
I’m gonna Kate full send and get that guys snap.
I’m gonna Kate full send and kiss that guy.
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Someone who smells like shit all of the time, someone who goes to the bathroom on themselves.
Ralph- Hold up, who spilled gravy all over my new white carpet?
Scott- Umm, Ralph, I think you need to sit down.
Ralph- Why?
Scott- Ralph, Thats not from the gravy, Thats from Colostomy Bag Kate, see theres a trail all the way from the bathroom to your car.
When a wife or girlfriend gets bossy or demanding for an immediate response.
I was in the middle of watching the game and my wife wanted me to take out the trash. I told her I would do it during the next commercial and she started goin' all Kate on me.
When a girl called Mary Kate sucks a guy off while fingering her two best friends and sitting on a guys dick the guy is usually called Harvey
Yo ma. She gave me a dirty Mary-Kate
How did it feel?
A fine dark lady who you would like to get with.
Comparable to a supermodel--hence "kate moss".
However, she does not have the negative traits that one might associate with Kate Moss herself--drugs, eating disorders, or musician boyfriends who go in and out of rehab.
Basically, a fine ass black girl.
Let's get lost tonight, you could be my black Kate Moss tonight.
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Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.
David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.
Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?
Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!
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