Lord of the Blings

A person who wears a lot of bling. Wordplay on "Lord of the Rings".

The friendly pimp whom I met in the alley was Lord of the Blings.

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Lord Helmet

Penis, wang, cock, dork. Male member.

Attention everyone, LORD HELMET is about to make an appearence!!!

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Dark Lord

This is a sexual maneuver performed by first performing anal sex then slapping the girl across the face with your shit-covered light saber (penis).

She was only expecting anal, but he gave a dark lord.

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Debate lord

"Someone who won't shut up if they aren't given a source"
"they will ignore everything what you say until they have a source"

Man A: "Last evening I was having a debate online, but the other wouldn't stop asking about a source."
Man B: "They sound like a massive debate lord"

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Simp Lord

The biggest simp you will ever see. Any e-girl you have ever seen has a message from this simp, asking for ankle pics.

Random e-girl: Hey guys whats u-
SIMP LORD: hello m'lady. you are absolutley beutiful and i am willing to spend all my time and money for you.
Random e-girl : ????

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My lord

When you find the right man, you'll find yourself calling him "my lord"

Lord, my Lord, where you lead I'll follw.

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donkey lord

A person who is so lame and powerless that they need to control the jabronis beneath them, and make them do stupid shit, such as watching Margaret Cho stand-up.

Elijah, pick up that arbitrary piece of hay!
-No, you fucking donkey lord, you only asked me because you're sad, fat, and Amish .

The principle's administrative assistant is such a donkey lord. She gave me detention because my tramp stamp was showing.

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