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named for the way penguins feed their young through regurgitation. When you get so drunk you throw up.
Aww man, This time tommorow I'll be feeding the penguins
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The act of laying a girl down on her stomach and lubing up her thighs so much, to slide your balls through for the best kind of pleasure, that she has to waddle to the bathroom to wipe all the gunk off.
"Man, I thrust my balls up in her thighs so much last night she had to penguin strut to clean herself up."
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The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.
Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.
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the act of love making where a man will stand up and squat over a ladies face generally inserting his genitals ino her mouth, as if he was keeping his baby 'egg' warm. Only then is this man acknowledged as the 'Daddy Pengiun'
' Jesus mate, you didnt daddy penguin her again last night did you? isnt this going a bit far?'
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A nub of inconcievable Nubness.
There is a Penguin Nub at my school, who claims to be pro but who is truly a nub of supreme stature.
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When a Romanian whore is giving you head and right before you nut, she gets up and walks away, causing you to chase her with your pants around your ankles, waddling like a penguin after her, shouting get back here bitch...
That Bitch gave me a Romanian Penguin, if I see her again, I’m gonna give her an angry pirate.
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Th act of saluting someone and "Wek"ing at the same time in the fashion of a penguin. Where a group stand in a single file opposite someone they plan to salute.
All members of the group put their hands to their foreheads, take a deep breath, count to three in their heads before all saying "WEK" so as to startle the salutee.
The Economics and Politics class are brilliant at a well synchronised Penguin Salute
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