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Nerf Batting

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The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.

"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".

by Nerf Batting Association March 9, 2019


switch bat

or bat switch. term used to describe a male who masturbates with the opposite hand in which they write with.
ie: right handed male who masturbates with his left hand or a left handed male who "bats" right.

I switch bat.
Did you know Jack switch bats?
Its easier to bat switch.
Wow, he bats switch?

by Disaster squad March 18, 2006


Snaking a bat

Smoking the remaining drugs in a pipe. Usually refers to the resin coating the inside of the stem, or the last bit of someone's bag.

"What are you doing?"
"Snaking a bat."
"Aw, you snaked what was left in my bowl!? That's all I had left!!"

by Bottom-feeder Beater October 24, 2019


Wang bat

A big ass flying insect also known as a mosquito hawk but in Texas they're like 16 foot long and carry small children around.

Did you see that big ass wang bat just fly by damn you're not be down and grab those Charlie's little son.

by Gt420tx July 30, 2018


The Dark Bat

The great sun

Glory, glory to The Dark Bat

by hztjgg z June 3, 2021


bible bats

When you try and say bubble baths but autocorrect says no

I like bible bats” “FUCK AUTOCORRECT

by GangsterGangyBikeBoi October 19, 2017


Pull Bat

Verb. A variation of the latin word "wingmanicus"

1. To help a brother out when some snap is on the line.
2. Taking the fat friend so your boy can get some sex in.
3. Employing tactics such as "I'll fuck the fat friend" or "Be a dick and make me look better" in order to secure either fellatio or sexual intercourse.

"I had pussy and vodka wrapped around my neck all night, and you guys couldn't pull bat!"

"Jessie really pulled bat during the Fellatio Bowl of 2010!"

by jlh1984 January 14, 2010