A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.
I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.
Don't be gross it's just chowder with chunks of beef.
Bob is making the biggest batch of beef chowder I have ever seen.... Ew
When a British man fucks a hot dog bun but it feels morally wrong
That beef wellington really messed him up, he has to go to therapy.
I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?
Hey, did you hear Tom gave Courtney a good ole beef spank yesterday.
An individual unskilled in the are of giving head. Used too much teeth and not enough lip. Typically a painful experience but generally tolerated cause after all, you are getting your dick sucked.
That fang toothed Rachel is a beef butcher. Damn near chewed my cock off.
A disagreement in which the beefee is unaware of.
Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.