shrimp boat

The act of a fella recieving oral sex from 2 women simultaniously while finger blasting each of them from behind. Each woman must have their ass pointed out to each side in order for the "captain" to reach each vagina for insertion. Wearing a captains hat is strongly encouraged. If walked in upon mid shrimping, the captain must simply reply in his best forrest gump voice "that's my Boat."

Dude, two strippers were giving me head after taking lines of coke off my dong and I gave em the old shrimp boat!

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WWJSwift-boat

Short for Who Would Jesus Swift-boat, referring to a common core value of lying and corroborating a hoax to discredit someone while claiming a close relationship to Jesus. See GOP, Also See Dirty Tricks, Whisper Campaign, Tricky Dick, Richard Nixon

WWJSwift-boat Swift-boating Carl Rove Dubyah-Dumb Evil Dick Jesus and $1 million dollar absolution

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boat race

A fixed racing contest, especially as in crooked or rigged horserace.

Race 7 at Aqueduct was a boat race.

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Banana Boat

One of many other terms used to disguise the word "weed"

E.g

Unknown man: Hello Jet Ski instructor, could I purchase some banana boat INSERT WINK

Jet Ski: Okay I'll sell you some of this banana boat DOUBLE WINK

Unknown man 2: Sweet, lets get home to ride this banana boat

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the boat show

When your at a party where its all fat chicks standing around eating cheetos and wiping the cheese dust off on there over-alls then one of them walks over and ask you if you want to go look at her collection of Maroon 5 CD's

When kyle's bored he likes to hit up the boat show for a little lovin'

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The Boat that Rocked

An awesome 2009 Rock music comedy that is horribly underrated. Known as "Pirate Radio" in the U.S., the film is about a group of Renegade Rockers in the 1960s broadcasting Rock n' Roll to the people of Britan all day, every day in a boat off the coast of Britan, when most stations only played jazz. The team is lead by an American DJ simply known as The Count (Phillip Seymour Hoffman). The music and antics attract the attention of Minister Dormandy (Kenneth Branaugh), who plans to shut them down.

Unsuprisingly the film is inspired by the pirate radio stations of the 1960s. The film was laregly panned by critics but is an overall awesome film that you should give a chance (at least) before you die.

I don't feel like watching "The Dark Knight". Let's watch "The Boat that Rocked" instead.

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boat anchor

Engine in a Commodore; Especialy a VB and VC including the V8; lump of shit!

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