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One who slays many pussies; a libertine.
Pussy McGee: "Man, that dude crushes more snatch than a Guy Ritchie hater."
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Yeah, he's a real cat murderer."
No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.
When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat
Another name for a girl's pussy (usually when it's bare)
Bertha was walking around the house wearing nothing but a long T shirt airing out that nasty cat of hers.
When you can't move because your cat is laying on you. Usually you are comfortable with it and don't want to move.
Please get me the remote I have cat paralysis!
I can't look I have cat paralysis.
Contrary to popular belief, a trash cat is actually an opossum. Hobbies include: long walks dirty streets, eating trash by the sunset, and getting hit by cars in their free time
My friend's are just a bunch of trash cats .
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A ferret. Called a cat snake because they have mammalian characteristics of a cat but are long and squrimy like a snake. Ferrets aren't any kind of cat or rodent, they're actually a domesticated weasel.
The cat snake is rolling in my laundry basket.
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the dark and menacing opposite of ceiling cat... basement cat lives in the basement, while ceiling cat pops out of a hole in the ceiling
good solz go to ceiling cat... bad solz go to basement cat
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