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When one sits in an open plan office and the person directly behind you turns their swing chair around, opens their legs to expose tight fitting pants around the gentleman's area while wearing white socks proceeds to shout verbal diarrhoea very loud in your direction, thus preventing you from doing any work and raising your blood pressure.
Oh for god's sake. That F.Witt in the road safety department is having a Swing Chair Conversation again. There goes my bonus for the week.
Oh F.Witt is easing his pants up tight again, watch out for the swing chair convo!
An imperitive statement giving someone directions to sit down.
Chair yo' ass because we are about to have a long conversation on stem cell research.
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backseat driver Arm Chair Athlete armchair philosopher
1. A video game enthusiast who criticizes a developers' motives/product.
2. A label used by video game developers to dismiss a consumer's requests or suggestions, which may (or may not) actually be a good idea.
We are doing the best we can, stop being arm chair developers.
"The arm chair developers on this internet"
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Very slutty girl. It is so easy to get into her pussy that it practically has a wheel chair ramp leading to it.
You'll get lucky for sure - that girl is so easy she is wheel chair accessible.
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An act performed after human feces is frozen, as in a frozen stanley or a frozen francis. Two men then put opposing ends of the frozen turd in their rectums and proceed to "rock" back and forth, attempting to reach assgasm before the poopy melts.
Jacob: Dude, did you see those two guys over there in the corner?
Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.
Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.
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When a girl rocks back and forth from ine dick in her ass to another in her pussy.
Dude it was awesome, the chick wanted to ride our alabama rocking chair!
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A 15th century relaxation seat, used to force people to adhere to the churches teachings, by forcing 1 1/4 inch brass tacks across the entire back half of the body. The nails are sterilized after each use...with a hose. Can nowadays be found on cruise ship decks, in luxury high rise apartments, discerning golf clubhouse lounges, and as seats in high end private jets owned by bankers/criminals. Has mainly become a luxury item, affordable only by well to do yuppies, due to its ability to relax and revitalize in just under a fortnight.
The chair of nails is useful in many ways. The chair of nails cured me of my tuberculosis, and gave me horrific reoccuring nightmares. I reccomend the junior model, which can be used on children ages 3-12, with included restraints, and gravity feed bloodbucket. Believe me your children will never forgive you if you fail to purchase one, and subsequently force them to use it.
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