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1. The belief that all relationships follow the pattern of a Disney movie - "pure love" where both parties love each other, never fight, and sex does not exist.
2. Caring deeply for someone, to the point of love, but having almost zero sexual desire for them. Can sometimes take the form of bromance or womance.
1. "She expects everything I do to be just like a Disney movie!" "Sounds like your girl's got a bit of a Disney love complex."
2."Are those two girls dating?" "No, they've just got a bit of a Disney love complex going on."
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The general inhibition by females to drive a motor vehicle when faced with driving for an extended period of time or in any difficult situations, this subsequently causes a lose of any small amount of driving skills held by the female driver in the first place and generally causes a large crash. After such a crash the female driver then proceeds to blame any cause conceivable besides their own lack of driving ability.
Laurens Female Driver Complex means everybody thinks it would be safer to get in a car with a incapacitated person driving.
Cats Female Driver Complex caused a 5 car write off and any subsequent faith in her driving ability to be lost.
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A reference to a person who feels inferior and therefore tries to stress the little bit of authority or power that they hold at every opportunity, in an attempt to impress people around him and to incorrectly reassure himself that the power he has is actually worth something.
It is generally used to refer to bouncers or security guards and occasionally but no where near as often some police officers.
1. "That bouncer KB'd me and was a cunt about it".
2. "Aye hes got the wee man complex".
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A girl or girls who think they are piping hot when they are out. Standing around holding their drinks looking around, never engaging in conversation first. Don't even think about looking like you are having a good time, it's all about being hot & being cool.
"It's like she has hot girl complex, she didn't say one word to me" "Oh she has hot girl complex, that's why she looked depressed all night"
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Exhausted Kitten Complex occurs when a person is woken up from a deep sleep but their mind isn't fully awake. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; feeling weak as a three day old kitten, being too tired to put the fear of God into the person who woke them up, and mumbling incoherently. Warning: People who experience Exhausted Kitten Complex may be unable to open their eyes to their full capacity giving them that slant-eyedcat look, which may cause them to bump into walls and/or furniture. If a person appears to be doing a bad Asian impersonation please proceed with caution.
"My mom woke me up at five o'clock this morning for no apparent reason."
"Dang! I bet you got mad! Did you put the fear of God into her for waking you up?"
"No. I wanted to but my Exhausted Kitten Complex kicked in and all I could do was mumble incoherently. After watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps I needed to go back to sleep."
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The tendency for men to not be able to integrate the "dualisms" of women. Though EACH and EVERY female IS in fact fully capable of BOTH, it appears man's greatest challenge is to resolve them both in the same woman, thus these two aspects of the female must be relegated into two very separate and distinct categories--one or the other, black or white, Madonna or Whore. It's a shame men can't just accept that both are available to them in the same woman.
She's a Madonna, and a Whore. This introduces a complex dilemma. Madonna-Whore Complex.
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attracting and using people for sex or to push your face into the spotlight, essentially using someone for your own gain
Getting a woman (or man) to have sex with you and then tossing them to the curb when you've had your fill of them. Like John Mayer most recently did with Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, and other major A celebs.
most commonly seen in men/women who are "players" or "rolling stones"
The guy who tells a girl she is beautiful and EVERYTHING else she wants to hear in order to bed her, then splitting up with her immediately after or shortly after which is a major asshole personality flaw known as the John Mayer Complex
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