A ginger kid that gets all the girls but one of his friends are even better than him cough* cough* jarrel cough* archer cough* cough*
Eddie Ryan sticks to the bro code
Somebody he doesn’t know what a shower is or water
Look at Eddie chapman he doesn’t get a shower
The great wall of China ain't no one can get flatter then her
Alternate phrase for "Mother Fucker", usually used as proper name.
"You dented my car? Thank you very much, eddie puss!"
"I tried to make it on time, but some eddie puss cut me off at the exit, and I had to drive the long way around.."
A kid who can beat anyone at 1v1 but stays nice 24/7 and girls adore him
Wow Eddie Rochte can really shoot the ball
A QUEEN. A GODDESS. WE. KA-FUCKIN'. STAN. Like, 1) makes me G A Y, 2) Soft girl tingggzzz uwu, and 3) Holy shit one of THE purest and most adorable people on Earth I swear to our sista God in Heaven uwu
SDFGHJKGKDF EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI MAKES ME UUWWWUUUUUUU <33333333333333
the bald mf that gives notes while thinking about the girls on his soccer team