Random
Source Code
Random
The space in the middle of a dancing group.
On a dance floor, a group of friends will generally form into a circle. Bolder dancers might dive into this space when the DJ puts on a good tune, but generally it's left awkwardly absent and unacknowledged.
"Why are those people dancing around an empty space?"
"Because there's an elephant in the room."
14👍 110👎
The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.
Have you ever seen a one eared elephant? Do you want to?
73👍 7👎
Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.
See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.
Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."
31👍 3👎
A wedding where something is obviously very wrong, or out of place
Where everyone knows about it but no one will talk about it
In most cases the bride or groom is secretly gay
"Everyone but the bride knows the groom is gay. It's gonna be a pink elephant wedding!"
17👍 1👎
Describes someone who possesses a massively oversized penis, usually accompanied by equally oversized testicles. Generally assumed to be larger than a donkey dick or horse cock/horsecock, as an actual elephant's cock can be up to five feet long.
"Tony's schlong hangs past his knees, he's hung like an elephant!"
72👍 11👎
violent thunderstorm accompanied by heavy rains and gusty winds
hey, it is raining elephants and whales today
31👍 4👎
Something everyone tries to ignore but which has gotten much worse than just the elephant.
It was somewhat easier, they all thought, to just continue to pretend not to smell the horrific, near paralyzing stench of the elephant turd in the room.
13👍 2👎