Someone who seems extremely drunk without touching any alcohol
My mother is a serious crack goblin she always seems drunk
The phrase “dirty goblin” refers to a person or friend who eats there own bogeys.
Person1: “ eww Jacob is such a dirty goblin”
Person2: “scaz the dirty goblin”
The act of masturbating or smacking your penis
Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."
Grundle Gobblin- third member of a threesome. Both other members are male.This third member male or female eats the semen off the grundle of male member 1 after he pushes it out his Anus in the doggie position. The seamen was put in there by male member 2.
He/She is a grundle goblin
When one is laying on a bed (table, bench...) on their back with their head hanging off the edge and takes a dick in their mouth upside down and gives an amazing throat job.
This chick last night laid down on the bed and gave me the best reverse goblin I have ever had... when I was done I gave her a pearl necklace for her efforts!
Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles-Ohhh fuck i just farted* says noodles at the same time
Someone who gleefully and unashamedly welcomes and shares (relatively) harmless gossip.
"That's my ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend! I'm too much of a Drama Goblin not to say something to her!"
"My inner Drama Goblin could not resist dishing with my friend about what happened at Book Club"