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Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
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The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.
Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.
"Oh my god you guys are such love doves, you acting just like Grenade x Grace."
A major explosive female orgasm with semen squirting everywhere after sex or masturbation.
Dude 1: Yo, did you fuck Stacy last night?
Dude 2: Yeah man, when I was done with her she unlueashed a grenade pie!
This version is different from a typical grenade in the fact that this girl obsesses and "sticks" to one guy. When a sticky grenade sticks to you, it makes it impossible to get with any of the hotties in her group of friends. If you try to get it in with any of the sticky grenades friends, you will get shut down immediately, otherwise the grenade will explode, thus ending any chances you have with any friends the sticky grenade has.
Guy A: Are you going to get on with Sarah?
Guy B: I can't , I got stuck by a sticky grenade.
Military slang for Ulcerative Colitis
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Jesus Fucking Christ, there's shit everywhere, what happened?
Hazing ritual. They stuffed private Lopez with 20 tacos and his undiagnosed Grenade Gut duly saluted. He is now Private Turd Class.
The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.
Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.
Man 2: He WHAT?