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Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.

"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"

by Jtizzle96 January 15, 2018


womb hammer

A slap on the vagina by a penis, preferably erect.

Ariana Grande said to her partner,"Ohh yea, keep that womb hammer going!"

by Meme Slurper December 17, 2015


Manchester Hammer

When some goes number two while in the ocean.

I'm pretty sure that man swam out there to take himself a Manchester Hammer.

by Puddingsbane August 8, 2017


hammer pump

Masturbation or causing male ejaculation by hand

No she didn't let me hit it, but she did given me a good ole' fashioned hammer pump, so at least I slept well.

by N. VonBachbeater September 20, 2006


Hammer And Sickle

If You heard this word you probably thanked about Communsim, WW2,Soviet Union

But the hammer and sickle is a communsim party sign used by most of the countries

Dude1: Look! A Hammer and a sickle
Dude2: Цзц
Dude1: Uhh You Soviet?
Dude2: Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,
Счастья народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril.
Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.
Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe,
Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!
Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях,
Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем!
Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Славы народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
Dude1: alright bro we all know that you said the ussr anthem but a communsim party sign is hammer and sickle

by WaffleDictactor January 26, 2022


bung hammer

A tool used to pound the wood barrel plug closure, commonly known as a 'Bung,' into place.

The barrel was filled then the bung hammer was used to beat the plug into the bunghole.

by themagichat September 3, 2019


orangutan hammer

Orangutan hammer... Who ever comes first throws a Left hook while climaxing at a rest stop in San Fernando Valley

While driving through the San Fernando Valley, my wife and I stopped for a quickly where she hit with an Orangutan Hammer while yelling “ Right turn Clyde!”

by Cubsfan75 May 17, 2021