Hip Hop Horn

The horn/sound effect added to most hip hop songs to execute a song transition, or just to hype a song up.

There needs to be a hip hop horn at the beginning of that song.

alaskan blow horn

When you blow your load on your partner in 0 degree weather. Also you cum freezes on your partner leaving irritation

I Wanted to Alaskan blow horn my wife

french horn player

the best men and women alive in this planet just for playing the most awesome instrument.

bill: are you a the french horn player
john:yes why?
bill:i salute you man
john:uhh thanks

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Cincinnati Shoe Horn

Flaccid penis + stubborn butthole + a thumb = Cincinnati Shoehorn.

1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.

2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.

James: Hey man, how was your night?

Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.

James: Gross man.

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French Horn Player

A true french horn player (or horn player, to be entirely accurate) strives to be like Brett Hodge. Brett Hodge practices every day for several hours and adores his horn. He can also repair or maintenance any horn. He is considered to be one of the best horn players in the state of Missouri.

Brett Hodge is in the middle of his solo at District Solo and Ensembles when the judge stands up and says, "I surrender!"

First of all, that's right judge, you do surrender to the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player. Second of all, no judge, you never interrupt the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player.

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dusty car horn

When one applies a generous amount of flower to the rim of ones asshole, then proceeds to fart out of the window of a moving vehicle.

I saw my friend Jim next to me, so to get his attention, I preformed a dusty car horn!

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Gibby Horne

He is really cool and all the best looking ladies love him. He is intelligent and wears a backwards hat. Haters like Riley are jealous of this awesome boy. He is also an awesome friend. :)

Gibby Horne is the best person alive!

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