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a banana lion is a person that has such long pupes that it hides his banana and his dick looks like a lion. so hairy infact u have to peel back the fur
i went out last night with a guy last night and got so scared because i had to pull back his banana lion
One of the most bot-like humans that you could ever meet in your life. They believe that lions would beat Pokémon through sheer delusion and their minimum utilization of brain cells. They bring up the most idiotic arguments such as the "lion ladder" or "lion stack" because they are bots. If you ever find yourself in an argument with one, always keep in mind that they have the same IQ as a goldfish and are simply the biggest clowns ever.
Lion Advocate: LIONS WIN 100% OF THE TIME
Me: Ur a clown
When you leave a little bit of shit on the rear of the toilet seat after you get up.
Damn. I just took a shit and left a lion's tail in the restroom. Oh well!
Lion Tamer is a game played by two people more often by heterosexual couples but not exclusively. It does not require a chair or a whip or a lion for that matter.
The correct way to engage the game is to ask your partner if they would like to play Lion Tamer.
If they agree simply start the game.
If they don't know how to play or question the name of the game ("Lion Tamer?" "What's that?")
You simply say "You get on your hands and knees and I put my head in your mouth"
The wholesome version of this game is nigh impossible but the dirty version is simple and can lead to hours of fun.
Jack and Jill played Lion Tamer for two hours
A mountain lion hunter is a male, who specifically targets older less attractive females. Not to be confused with a "cougar hunter" (a man who hunts older yet seemingly attractive women). On the surface it may appear this man lacks finese in his approach. Simply looking for easy sexual targets...
However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.
I can't believe boned that Mountain Lion, Tim really is a "Mountain Lion Hunter".
When a man’s pubic hair is so jungle that when you look at it from the front with his weiner hanging under it, it looks just like a Lion Snout.
I dropped to my knees and looked at his hairy junk before swallowing my fears and going in for a kiss on that Lion’s Snout.
When your girlfriend puts on a helmet (backwards and any helmet) and pleasures you orally and in between gags makes an "ahrt ahrt ahrt" sound like a retard/sea lion.
Hey bro this skater kid left his helmet at my house last night! I wonder if I can get my girl to give me the sea lion tonight!