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Verb.
1. The act of taking 8 shots in the first five minutes of a party and vigorously vomiting in the bathroom for the rest of the duration.
Noun.
1. One who performs such an act.
Lobster: "Who wants to take another shot with me?"
Bubba: "Dude slow down you're gonna lobster."
When showering with a guy, he puts soap on his hands and tries to grab your titties. He cant and its like he's trying to lobster your tits.
Hey Philip, wanna try and lobster my titties?
A person who is currently single and has let to be in a serious relationship; forever a loner.
-You *still* don't have a girlfriend?
-Yeah, I'm such a lobster
on the female pubic hair like crabs but they evolved.
DAUMMMMMMMMMMM TORI YOU GOT THE LOBSTERS!!!
When a partner places his or her thumb in rectum and fondles and cups testicles simultaneously.
Got an awesome lobster of missus last night
lobter? no. l o b s t e r
lobtser?
no. l o b s t e r
ohhh... lobster!
yes.
lobter?
ok.
my wife took custody of both my kids. she filed a restraining order against me. the judge granted her a restriction order to protect her from further "hArrasSment". now i am not allowed within 100 meters of her and my kids due to the restraining order. lobster.