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An appliance that looks nice and is cheap, but has a 50/50 chance of dying, usually 3 to 7 days after the warranty expires. Typically a small refrigerator or microwave.
Dude 1: Whoa, a bluetooth keyboard for $20? Look at all the cool features!
Dude 2: Yeah, looks like a Magic Chef. Not sure it's worth the gamble.
Nitrous Oxide, as administered at the dentist's office
I was afraid of the dentist until he offered me the magic nose.
A name for the penis. Specifically one that can accomplish something for someone that no other penis has before.
In some cases, but not all, also know as "Devil Dick"
1. "You two are going to have a baby? How? I thought the doctors said you couldn't."
"My husband has The Magic Doodangle!"
2. "Oh God! You reached places in ways no one else has! I think I'm ad-dick-ted to your Magic Doodangle!"
The act of pulling out pubic hairs and sprinkling it on someone or something.
My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.
Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.
Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!
Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.
Magic is an amazing person with the kindest heart, anyone who hates magic is missing out on his amazing smile and personality. Magic can have major mood swings and sometimes need space but overall magic is the best person you will ever meet!
Omg there is no jam what will he do?
Magic michalik is the best, kindest and most amazing person ever!
The last quarter ounce of drugs. Known for its potency and high desirability.
I can't believe how ripped Joe got off of my magic q last night.
I've got to get more for my stash. I'm down to my magic q.