When you want your computer to say something funny because you are at school and bored out of your mind
mommy oh yes daddy la la mommy gaga ladyman oh so embarrassing
mommy oh yes daddy la la mommy gaga ladyman oh so embarrassing
White, upper or upper-middle class female. Has strong opinions on, well pretty much everything. Opinions, while strong, are based more on privilege than fact. Will have vacant, crazy eyed stare. May also consider themselves a "Dog-Mom". Likely to post opinions on social media for attention, supported with little basis in reality. Stay at Home Mommy will often respond to debate with "as-if, or what-ev, as she is likely too damn stupid to engage in intelligent debate. An adult referring to themselves as a "Mommy" will have nothing of any substance to contribute to conversation as they are clearly disconnected from reality, have no fear and are potentially a total dip shit, cancer to society and a true step backward in the advancement of society in general. Avoid at all costs.
I'm a Stay at Home Mommy, and you now know all you need to know about the validity of anything I'm about to say next.
when your mom smell good mannnnnn
HEY MOMMY YOU SMELL GOOD
THANKS DADDDDDDYSYYDYDYDYSYYSYS
The sexy mother of Carl. Cheryl, but also Tessa. Hot mom
Chris: wow, look at that Hot chick
Hank: Yeah, she’s a real Mommy Cormier
Carl: cool & fun
The partner of a piss baby. They egg on the piss baby by supporting their piss kink and acting like their mom.
"Jennifer is such a Piss Mommy, she's always acting like her boyfriend's mom."