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Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.
"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"
Someone (usually male) known for catching a lot of tail. A ladies man.
Damn! That shrimp mangler is a f**kn’ pimp!
Remembering only the good things about a person or situation and forgetting all the bad.
You are cleaner shrimping everything about this toxic relationship!
A belittling statement you tell a smaller person meaning stop talking so much.
A 4-11 guy walks in the bar, he's talking hella crap to everyone saying he can whoop everyones ass, that's when you walk up and say "OFF THE SHRIMP"
The smell of an East Indian girl's vagina
I had to break up with Arpuna because my nose couldn't handle her shrimp vindaloo.
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Dude, I sprayed my pond shrimp all over her face last night