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when a woman needs to urgently piss and doesnt have the time to take her dress off
friend:"wow that was a fast piss!"
pisser:"yeah i had a quick gash splash behind that caravan"
friend:"holla!"
When one uses a public restroom to wash their genitalia when in expectation of sexual intercorse.
Bob needed to take a quick splash bath before seeing Jim
When the ends of dreads splash all over your face like little water droplets. It generally occurs when walking behind, or standing behind, a wook at a concert who is getting down and moving their dreads around like it's nobody's business.
As I was walking to the bathroom at the concert, I grazed by a wook, who in mid-dance, gave me the biggest dread-splashing I've ever experience.
The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
When your friend gets super drunk and ends up pooping on your other friends curb and then his neighbor comes over and says “do you know this guy” and you say ya but you don’t realize that your friends neighbor doesn’t know how to tell you that your other friend pooped on his curb and his daughter saw him pooping
Hey Darren did you curb splash again?
Protein throat splash is when a guy cums inside of someone's mouth and hits the back of their throat.
Man, I gave her a protein throat splash before I kicked her out of my car.
Splashing bandits
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a word used when getting rid of a robber, member of an armed gang, one who robs travelers on the road
Jack: im gonna go splash some bandits
Jill: dont end up in the grave