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Where 2 men grab their erect penises and hit them against each other, similar to how roman’s used to fight with swords back in the days.
Hey man, do you want to go to my room to have a special sword fight?
When you doggy-style someone you yell "look a man" when she gets distracted you poke her with your dick on her forehead then stick a sword through her throat. Meanwhile she's deepthroating the sword you call her mother and ask for spanking and $21.
oh man, wanna go to the cinnema? I can use my money that i got while doing the Swords-man.
The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.
You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!
An attractive mature male who exudes sex appeal, usually with shoulder length brown hair, the likes of which are seen in the characters like Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings saga and Sirius Black in the Harry Potter series. He is masculine, protective, scruffy, grimy, rough and an unattainable sexual fantasy.
I need a sword husband like Aragorn.
Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.
If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.
When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.
“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”
When she’s packing more than just Harry Potter’s wand under her robe.
She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.
Another cool name for a boner.
Guy1: I'm having a boner right now.
Guy2: Dude, u don't call it a boner! That's bland! Say boner sword! It sound more awesome.