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what ever you do, DO NOT SERCH IT up ON GOOGLE AND GO TO IMAGES OR ELSE UR LIFE WILL NEED JESUS
ROBLOX twitter
When two people want to follow each other on twitter but neither is willing to do it first
"I can't follow him. He has to follow me first."
"Dude, stop playing twitter chicken and just follow the guy!"
The fear that your tweet isn't worthy of sending
I was about to tweet about what I had for breakfast but I ended up getting twitter fright
The Twitter Virus is a mental illness that only progresses when you are on Twitter.
Stage 1: Infection
Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.
Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.
Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.
Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Twitter Virus is a virus that corrupts everyone it can reach, or try to. And it will try.
Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
@Jamil4PF is his current Twitter handle, he is a kid who thrives to seek Attention from many people. He Has no friends and his family doesn’t care about him which is sad as it seems. He will achieve nothing in life. He will get no women and no friends. He is pathetic and needs help. He is Literally everywhere, every tweet you see he is in the comments like a sad no life reply guy he is.
“Yo you seen Jamil on twitter?
Nah bruh that mf is irrelevant
Did you see John quit twitter it was really depressing
a girl who keeps identifying as a lesbian on social media, posting about wanting to have a girlfriend to get clout and sympathy likes, until she finds a boyfriend and everything is dimissed
person A: wasn't clary a lesbian? why is she tweeting about having a boyfriend now
person B: oh it's cause she's a twitter lesbian, saying she's a lesbian only cause it seemed more cool and oppressed than being bi or straight