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uncle flashbacks

when you see your uncle and he calls out your name "Ben Dover" and you have to do what he says... *cries* uncle flashbacks...

"Ben Dover!" "No uncle please don't hurt me like you did before" *uncle flashbacks*

by Ben Dover and pick up the soap November 13, 2018


rusty uncle

When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.

Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.

I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.

by DabMauFive November 4, 2017


Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023


uncle stage

A life stage of a single man at which he pursues intimacy only vicariously through his friends and family.

We've been on a bunch of dates but nothing ever happens. I think he's at the uncle stage.

by STCL June 12, 2011


Uncle Waj

A Muslim version of an Uncle Tom. The Uncle Waj is considered to be excessively obedient or servile to the white man. They are typically South Asian, and find no problem throwing marginalized communities, such as Palestinians, under the bus.

Another term used to describe an Uncle Waj is "sell-out."

Did you hear about the trip Haroon took to the settlements? He's such an Uncle Waj!

by airefeek69 May 14, 2018


uncle portilini

a guy that touches ur meat

uncle portilini touched my willy

by uncle portilini July 5, 2023


Uncle Chris

Another term for a coke and rumheavy on the rum

I’m gonna grab an uncle Chris

by Lazarlazar April 4, 2022