molester uncle

The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.

My dirty molester uncle tried to touch my ass , he always does this!

Uncle Touchy

When your uncle loves you too much & is down to love you even more.

I used to have an Uncle Mitch, then he was incarcerated, now he's Uncle Touchy.

Uncle Scwag

A right lad who lives in north wales. Could be a nonce, we never know.

Uncle Scwag touched me.

cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My cousin-uncle is a good person.

uncle glenn

A mixture of vodka and lemonade

There’s not enough vodka in the Uncle Glenn you made me.

uncle sunday

1. A sinister uncle/close family friend, think of an uncle buck type character, only instead of late 80's hijincks, he brings inapropraite touching and the need for years of therepy as an adult.

2. A sleazy fat man with predilections that ensure he will be found on the sex offenders register.

3. A dull episode of Gunsmoke from around 1955.

Yo dawg, my uncle sunday came over and he gave me a sip of his beer. I don't remember what happened next but when I woke up my clothes were inside out.

Uncle Tip

The sexist uncle on earth

full name Shaft Barbara Fiddle Deh Tip
born -0/-0/-0 died 45/69/69696969696969696966969696969696969696969
Hobbys include lubing, popsicle making, basement renovations and van modeling

A Friend with benefits

My Uncle Tip showed me a dam god time last night
Uncle Tips popsicles are the best