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The act of referring to yourself in the third person when you are trying to talk tough or brag about something impressive you've done.
Tibbs told the CEO that good third quarter results aren't good enough, if you don't make me a millionaire by 30, you should be replaced. Tibbs, you're crazy, you've got delusions of grandeur and third person theatrics. delusions of grandeur, narcissism, cocky, arrogant, self-absorbed
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Someone who supports the systematic mass murder of all human beings who identify as cisgender males, and, in some cases, even transgender females. Most third-wave feminists would support legislation for the mandatory extermination of male fetuses and male babies, instead of targeting adult males, because they are much less able to defend themselves when their home is being ransacked and their mother and father are being killed.
Jenny McDermott: We need to kill all men. We need to kill male babies, because we want the population to go on but with only women in it.
(An army of third-wave feminists rushes to support her, and the Feminist Revolution begins, which culminates in the US becoming a dictatorship ruled by Supreme Leader McDermott.)
Sane person: Family members, we must not step outside the fall-out shelter and we must stay quiet or else they'll hear and find us, okay? The shelter we have built is hidden enough and has strong enough fortification, that we should be safe from -
Secret Femolice: (banging on the door) We have been informed that you may be harboring males. Please let us in so we can confirm.
Sane person: O shit! They've found us. I'm so sorry, kids. (With tears in his eyes) Daddy will always love you.
Children: We love you too, Dad.
Secret Femolice: Heil McDermott!!! (breaks the door down, forcibly drags the father and his children into the gas van to be executed).
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Used to describe a group of 4 troublemaking guys. First used on Main Street in front of Noel's Jewlery, St. Charles MO in 1998 as a potential name for the shortest lived (3hrs) 4 man gang.
"We could be the 'Dirty Third of a Dozen.'" - Mike B.
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When your showering with your signifigant other or fuckbag...while shes got her back turned too you, grab a hand full of shampoo or soap. Get your fuckstick lathered up real well, drop the bar of soap in front of her. So when she goes too pick it up, you jam your prick inside her balloon knot. Leaving a , stinging, burning sensation in her butthole . Hence " Third eye Blind "
Samantha was out shopping at the grocery store, when she goes too grab a box of fruit loops from the bottom shelf. To her surprise, she feels a burn. Billy the box boy, give's her the ole " third eye blind ". cleanup in aisle 3, cleanup in aisle 3
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Breaking a glass bottle while its inserted into your anus.
nothing helps out more after a rough day then a good old blody third eye.
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a band that is playing local shows in colorado at the time but has the potential to be just as famous as Blink 182
Lets go to the third 1 out concert guys!!!
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When referring to a group of people in the third person
Dick: Jane's parents are weird.
Jane's Mom: Did you just refer to me in the third people?
Dick: Yes, yes I did.
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