1)THE BEST MUSIC ON EARTH!! i dunno what the hell is up up with everyone thinkin that its all just a buncha stupid cowboys singin about pointless things! Its accually somthing that NORMAL people can relate to. Hell if it wasnt for country music, life would stop, cus this is the music that keeps the whole damn world goin!
2)I aint sayin gotta listen to it, but you sures hell had better not be plannin on walkin up to a country boy in yir gangster clothes and tellin him country music sucks, because you shurs hell aint gonna come outta that in one solid piece.
1) (world is spinning just fine) "Awoohoo aw play somthin..." (country music stops and world stops too)
2) Ganster: "Yo, your music sucks!"
Cowboy: "What the?" WHACK!
Ganster: "........"
Cowboy: Shrugs an walks away
dont lie, the little redneck in all of us begs for country music, haha.
Country music is aggravating, but as with many forms of music, its halfway decent when you are straight drunk.
A country mile is the longest distance someone is willing to walk.
This saying originated in the Australian outback, where until the late 1970s cars were few and the distance between one town and the next was several, or possibly hundreds of miles away. If you didn't have a car, or even a horse, you'd have to walk to wherever you wanted to go.
Bill: "hand me the remote will ya John?"
John:"ugh, it's a country mile away! Besides I just sat down."
The lowest form or human intelligence. The very worst "genre of music". Probably what killed Stephen Hawkings.
"That guys an idiot"
"He probably listens to country rap"
1. A young G who grew up on a farm or in a rural area.
2. A young G who dresses like a cowboy.
Destiny's Child loves them some country boys.
You're enjoying the great outdoors, miles away from anything resembling a toilet and then it hits you, you NEED to take a massive dump.
You quickly locate a sheltered spot out of view ramblers, farmers and the like, drop your pants and leave a big hot steaming turd. It stinks, you feel much better.
I really need a turd, I'm gonna have to take a country steamer