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A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.
A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.
Systemic Magical Bullshit is the term applied to the uncanny ability to perform particular feats that have an extremely low percent chance of success. This is mainly noted through the subject in question's ability to do something that would ordinarily take years of experience and still trouble experts in performing, or defy society's perception and expectations on the basic abilities of a human being.
The general note behind this form of bullshit is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. Overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they've just seen as Bullshit, as it appears to be beyond any human's degree of knowledge or ability.
The term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. Due to the awkward collection of words assembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. Usually you're too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.
"And you see, bob, that's how you tame a mountain lion with a steak wrapped around your neck..."
Bob: "...Systematic Magical Bullshit..."
A term used to describe something strange or irregular, particularly regarding suspected sexual activities.
Person 1 hears a clapping noise in the next room
Person 1 to Person 2: “Just what type of butt-fuckery bullshit were you doing in there?”
Person 2: “…”
means no one gives a rats ass about what you have to say and its all just jackassery
Grandma: Mikey clean your room!
Mikey: grandma All that bullshit's for the birds im the boss
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When u know the other person is lying or telling you some lies u know are not true, known as bullshit
-She's just a friend, I promise
-Pls stop I am too tired of your bullshit.
He keeps sucking dicks but claims not to be gay. I'm 2 tired of his bullshit tbh
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Term used to describe mexican gibberish that is classified as a bunch of bullshit.
Tell Juan to shut the fuck up with all that De Donde bullshit and learn to speak English!
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Originated most notably in Austin, TX. Used to describe that which is frequently considered to be significantly illegitimate or insincere.
Neither "fucking" or "bullshit" are to be assumed literal.
That third quarter earnings report is some fucking ridiculous bullshit!
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