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The amount of time, in minutes, for a new web page to be found by google.
It took 120 google minutes for my website to be found.
To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.
Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning
Engaging in an online debate without any pre-existing knowledge of the topic at-hand; instead conducting Google searches in an attempt to appear educated on the issue.
"I copied and pasted your last response into Google and found that you took it word-for-word from a website. Do you have any first-hand knowledge or experience you'd like to offer, or would you rather continue to use Google Intelligence solely to make your points for you?
When over 45yrs old and you believe your are internet savvy. A question is answered with “google it on YouTube”
- A device created by google to trick people into buying what they assume is a laptop, in order to carry out the three specific goals that are very obvious to customers who are deceived by this scam. These three goals are as follows: 1. This is the most obvious. To rob innocent, hard-working citizens of their money. 2. To invade these victims' privacy and use their information for wrongful profit. All the while including, and regularly adding privacy features which are counterproductive to the victim. 3. Three wraps up 1, 2 and all other intentions of the creators of this weapon. To criminally profit from innocent individuals by using thousands of intentionally harmful tactics. Most of these techniques are illegal to the working class. However, with the United States judicial system lacking a cardiovascular system, as well as a testicular body, these laws do not apply to big corporations such as google.
My ---Google Chromebook--- won't allow me to do anything but watch Youtube in between it's crashing and deleting and/or stealing my private documents and information.
When you type something in Google then see something more interesting in the suggestions and click on that completely forgetting what you wanted to search for first.
Gf: Did you look up the movie times yet?
Me: No, I had a Google Shift.
Gf: *shakes her head.
A person who aimlessly stalks different locations via Google Maps Street View.
Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.
Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.