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1. (Noun) The act of continually pouring grease over oneself with the intent of cleaning oneself; usually done in the state of Texas or by former Texas natives.
2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.
"Dude, did you see Will's hair? It looks like he took a Texas Grease Shower!"
"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)
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The skid mark found in one's shorts after one refuses to defecate when one should.
Barbara: I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want to log off facebook.
Sue: So what happened?
Barbara: When I finally logged off, I found some ground hog grease in my panties.
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A greasy, nasty person. Usually when sweaty.
Ali: Omg, did you see didi today?
Linz: yeah!!! she looked like a Grease-Monkey Butterball!
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a random phrase from our ginger jesus - Ed Sheeran .
If you liked it, keep it climbing! If you didn't, I hope you have a wonderful day. Peace and chicken grease x
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Obese Crease Grease is the cheesy goo that form in the crevices and folds of an obese person, no matter how much they wash or how often they shower.
I was with fat Jeanie last night, and when I pulled up her back fat I caught a whiff of the obese crease grease that was stuck between her folds. It smelled like old cheese and bad meat.
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when a man titty fucks a female and jizzes on her titties and gives her hepititis on her body
yo bombqshisha dont go out with colonial sanders I heard he has hepititis Whats the worst thing that could happen hepititis titty grease bitch!!!
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An icky, puss-like residue on one's elbow secreted by bad karma.
Damn, bitch. You need to go to the bathroom and clean off that elbow grease.
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