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When a guy is getting blown and he is ready to cum and right when he is about to bust, he pisses in the girl's mouth.
"Dude I was so sure I was about to bust, and then I totally gave her the sweet peach!"
"Nancy likes the sweet peach better."
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The sea peach is a rare underwater delicacy, enjoyed only on Flag-Day in the form of sea-peaches and cream. The sea peach is a dark gray color, resembling an oblong peach with a scaly exterior. Many sea peaches are found with warts growing out of various parts, and sometimes even eyes. It's leaves are always dark gray and wilting. It's unclear if the sea peach is a plant or a dead fish, as it resembles both and, in certain cases, contains bones.
The sea peach, when eaten, is grainy and melts in your mouth in the wrongest way possible. Much like an onion, when cutting a sea peach one's eyes will tear. The sea peach tastes much like sour milk. When mixed with cream, making sea peaches and cream, the sour milk taste is balanced out, and the delicacy tastes like 2% milk.
Johnny found an eye in his sea peaches-and-cream! He's the Flag Day King!
Svetlana, could you pass Sylvia the sea peach grey crayon? No, no, that one's ash-grey.
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Man is getting oral gratification from man or woman (your choice). Just before that special moments comes and your gratifier stops bobbing and leans back to get a face full. At this point a quick punch to the nose will yeild a nice trickle of blood which will quickly be joined by a shower of semen and when mixed togeter becomes your peaches and cream.
If this hoe doesn't start showing my balls some attention this blow job will end in some peaches and cream.
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It's a girls that is sweet like a peach, but very hot and sexy.
She's a superheated peach!
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Idubbz Said this in a food review
Person 1: I got peach juice squirted in my eye
Person 2: You bite the peach the peach bites back
Person 1: WTF
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