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The term for when you shove 5 northern atlantic oysters up your grandma's twat and then suck them out and get 6 back.
I gave your grandma Bjorn a Scandinavian oil change last night and then made some delicious oysters Rockefeller.
Brominated vegetable oil (BVO) is vegetable oil that has had atoms of the element bromine bonded to it. Brominated vegetable oil is used as an emulsifier in citrus-flavored soft drinks such as Mountain Dew and Gatorade to help natural citrus flavors stay suspended in the drink and to produce a cloudy appearance.
Oh look that soda looks like it has "brominated vegetable oil" in it.
to try and perform anal sex while you partner is trying to take a shit.
george did the reverse oil rig on hartman.
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In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.
Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"
a sex move where the female is positioned on her upper back with her butt facing upwards (her feet behind her head). the man is on top penetraing her anally (thus his thrusts are vertically oriented, like an oil drill) he then pulls out very quickly causing the female to shi uncontrollably, as if the drill struck oil.
hey steve i heard you tried out the texas oil drill last night
yeah man, it was wild, cleanup was a bitch though
haha i bet, southern girls are crazy
hang a woman upside down and engage in anal sex, punch her in the stomach and fecal matter will spert up in a oil like manner.
i heard that robert gave chelsea an ohio oil driller so hard that she had to get new sheets
It is preformed by two men placing their anuses together. One of the men proceeds to poop forcing the poop from his anus into the other mans. The other man then poops the other mans poop onto his chest.
Gay dude 1: Would you like an Alaskan Oil Exchange?
Gay dude 2: Why yes. I love poop.