Random
Source Code
Random
Simply being too fly there for having "too much sauce"
Charles:"Aye dude you look lit"
Dereck: " You how it goes I just got too much sauce"
440👍 534👎
"Too drunk to fucktion" is a more specified spin-off from the term "too drunk to function" referring to someone being so intoxicated from alcohol that they can no longer perform even the simplest sexual acts with someone. This includes but is not limited to kissing, de-clothing either oneself or another, fellatio, cunnilingus, vaginal and anal intercourse. Once someone has reached this level of intoxication, it is often followed by violent vomiting and/or passing the fuck out.
Nick: "Hey, you're really drunk. You could barely get your shirt off in that game of strip poker. "
Evan: "Yeah and when I was trying to make out with you earlier you kept licking my face instead"
Kitty: "That's..cause...I'm....too drunk to fucktion!" (Kitty begins puking into a beer pong cup)
7👍 4👎
a fabulous looking human, that seems almost too nice looking to 'paint' with nasty ol' body fluids!!
she/he was looking too nice to soil!
no human is too nice looking to soil!!
it was too nice looking to soil!
7👍 4👎
a slogan of the 1980s cartoon characters The Popples, who are also represented in stuffed animal form where they fold into their own pocket in the shape of spheres. When they are too pooped to pop, they are too tired to come out of their spheres.
I ran a marathon today, and now I am too pooped to pop!
23👍 21👎
Girls who are too saucy
They got swag , sexy,& got just enough attitude
Damn Kelly 2 fine
Robert: She is 1 of dem Too Saucey Bitches
Dequan:Foreal
3👍 2👎
When someone is just too cool to be in a long lasting relationship with someone else and the other person cannot handle their coolness so they have to let go of them
Example 1:
"I think he's not interested me cause I'm just too cold to hold, he can't deal with it"
Example 2:
"Hey so remember the guy I was seeing, he kinda stopped talking to me all of a sudden, I don't get why"
"Girl!! Don't worry about it, you're just TOO COLD TO HOLD!!! It's not your fault if you're this cool! His loss"
3👍 1👎
Typically used by white males or people who have seen it all and just like mocking sheltered people.
Kids (white and minority alike) born 2000 and after have an obsession with U.S. black culture and generally shun the "whitest of the white." But when someone is "too white" it usually just means they are socially awkward, out of touch with modern culture, had a really sheltered and innocent upbringing, or do stereotypically white things like clap after the plane lands or say "Yello!" when they answer the phone.
James: *farts*
Connor (an 18-year-old man): Pee-yoo!
James: Oh my god Connor, you're too white!
4👍 16👎