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The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.
Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!
When Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce is added to a pot or bowl of macaroni & cheese.
"Sharon made delicious mac & cheese tonight with a touch of church."
"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."
a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual
1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!
2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?
When you touch someone enough to get them to shut up about not being loved
You barely even touch me anymore brian! I get hush touch that's it
Referred to by regular players as "God's Game". A community dedicated to turning snitches into Waterdads. Necessitates a cap, a mate and a pond - better than sex.
This is the opposite of the Midas touch. The eugene touch it a common finance term to describe when a person gets involved in the same investment at you and that investment gets ruined.
Hey did you hear that Joe owns a bunch of ETH now. He says its going to 5k, but the Joe has the Eugene touch so it will most likely be investigated by the government and go to Zero.