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When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.
The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.
When someone's arsehole is noisy, not smelly, and with a good tune.
Did ya hear that Rubber Trumpet?
Noun- An itch scratched by pushing a fart to vibrate the affected area.
typically referring to the anus
IE. I apologize for the smell I had to sound the hero's trumpet
Another name for a fatty boomba or also used to describe a large spliff
We named our puppy Thunder Trumpet cause he still has heaps of puppy fat!
Soggy Trumpet; the act of feltio delivered in a wet and wild manner
It was 4am down a dark alley and she gave me the Soggy Trumpet
Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo
I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night
When an uncircumcised man is getting a blowjob from a woman and she blows his foreskin up right before ejaculating.
Fiona was a freak last night! She even gave me a Serbian Trumpet without even having to ask her.