A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet
Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add
Another name for a fatty boomba or also used to describe a large spliff
We named our puppy Thunder Trumpet cause he still has heaps of puppy fat!
Soggy Trumpet; the act of feltio delivered in a wet and wild manner
It was 4am down a dark alley and she gave me the Soggy Trumpet
Noun- An itch scratched by pushing a fart to vibrate the affected area.
typically referring to the anus
IE. I apologize for the smell I had to sound the hero's trumpet
Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo
I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night
When an uncircumcised man is getting a blowjob from a woman and she blows his foreskin up right before ejaculating.
Fiona was a freak last night! She even gave me a Serbian Trumpet without even having to ask her.
When you’re getting an aggressive BJ and it makes you fart.
Tommy loved my head game so much it ended up being a King Trumpet