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The only good thing about this university is it’s mostly females. Don’t be mislead though; they’re all crazy horse chicks. Also, the theory “C’s get degrees” doesn’t apply here.
Guy 1: “Hey I just got accepted into The University of Findlay”
Guy 2: “ Run bro”
Guy 1: “ But theirs so many chicks”
Guy 2: “Run bro”
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All the work that is done requiring the use of a lot more words than usually needed.
«I had no idea what that question was about, so I succeeded in not making a fool of myself by doing some university cooking».
«The teacher asked for a 16-page study. After my normal work, I was up to 8, but after adding some university cooking, it reached a mere 15 pages.»
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The best tv series with one of the absolute worst fanbases there is.
When you become part of the fan base, you will most likely start shipping the characters, squeal whenever someone mentions it, become a peridot addict, a Garnet addict and lots of other fatal stuff.
The fan base has to be up there with undertale, five nights at freddy's, overwatch and lots of other things with shit fanbases that I somehow managed to drag myself into.
Sene help. Please.
Don't go into the steven universe fanbase because you will NEVER be able to get back out.
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University of Nebraska (at Lincoln)
A university on the eastern (and more populated) side of Nebraska. Mostly know for corn (the football team is literally named the Cornhuskers), but once you get past the Hicks the area has an incredibly diverse population
P1: You go to the University of Nebraska? You must love football and shitty beer! What’s your major? Agriculture?
P2: Actually I’m a gender and women’s studies major and I think football- and you -can fuck off!
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A well renowned University residing in New York City. The founder ,Dahan is one of the many professors currently teaching at Dahan University. Dahan was born in India and identifies as punjabi.
Guy 1: I go to Dahan University!
Guy 2:Dahan University? Wow thats amazing
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Where smart kids go to join vape nation, classes include, blowing o’s for beginners, how to extend your clouds, and vape tricks 101. High education includes, how to create a vape corner in Peggy’s, zeroing your smoke in public spaces, and being a finesse in general.
Where do you go to college
Drake university
Oh so your a vape god
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A school in Palo Alto, CA that is generally considered one of the top 5 academic institutions and the premier sports school in America. The girls are extremely beat and the party scene is deader than Leland Stanford Jr., but still.
Joe had a 1600 SAT score, a perfect 4.0 GPA, was class president, state champion in 3 sports, and started an non-profit orphanage in Ethiopia. Harvard, Yale, MIT, and Princeton were drooling over that motherfucker. Stanford rejected him flat-out.
9 out of 10 girls in California is hot. The 10th one goes to Stanford, or UC-Berkeley.
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