Max: Did Ed get his Virginia driver’s license yet?
Josh: His brother said he did, but I doubt it.
Blanco Tequila, Mountain Dew, and rim of pixie stix dust. Blended with an electric tooth brush.
I will have the finest Appalachian Libation. “The West Virginia Margarita”.
The verbiage used when someone from Virginia residues in a different state and a person needs to be told the hard, cold truth due to ugly behavior.
"I'm fixin to cuss you Virginia reading style if you don't get outta my face"
During intercourse from behind, (vaginal or anal) with a cousin, the female projectile defecates onto the males testicles.
Man: "My cousin came over last night and projectile dedicated on my balls. She gave me a west Virginia mudflap.
When your having sex doggystyle and the girl explosive diarrheas on the man's testicles.
"Did you hear what happened to Josh? Melissa gave him a West Virginia Mud Flap"
When you hit your partner with a skilet, knock them out and then shove some country ham up their ass
I was horny and craving salt, so my boyfriend gave me a virginia ham