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noun. To be a person who does not go outside during the light of day to go see his best friend(s), due to the reasons of just sleeping and being bored.
When a man is so waste that he doesn't even go outside. Waste man right there.
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Getting shit-faced on a Wednesday due to drink specials at numerous bars even though you know you have responsibilities like work or school the next day.
I know I have class tomorrow, but it's $2 Margarita night. I love Waste-of-Life Wednesdays!
When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals.
"I went to a party this past weekend and got Sock Dick Wasted. "
When a female gets annebriated and all she can say is "wooooooooo!"
Let's get woo girl wasted!
A bowel movement that stinks to high heaven, leaves streaks on the toilet porcelain, and in many cases, induces tears in anyone who comes near it. Anyone who comes in contact with it feels like it's an environmental disaster. Often the consistency of a chocolate soft serve ice cream.
Dan: What the fuck just happened in the shitter - it stinks like Love Canal?!? Wes - what did you do?
Wes: (sheeplishly grinning) I just took a toxic waste dump. Soary.
Advanced White girl wasted training
I got white mom wasted that time while getting rocky mountain high and polishing off that bottle of wine on vacation in Colorado.
wasted sperm cell is an insult you can use on somebody to say that they are a worthless piece of s*it. but keep in mind this insult is so bad it got me suspended from school for 3 days
example: youre dad wasted a sperm cell
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