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Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 24, 2020


e-weiner

Virtual representation of ones penis which grows by degrading others on social websites like myspace

His e-weiner grew after he trashed Pedros's girl on myspace.

by YoBoy24 January 14, 2009


wiggly weiner

the best group of people youll ever meet.

man i wish i could be apart of the wiggly weiners.

by CLUMBSY LEMMONS January 3, 2024


slap the weiner

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

by #wherestroy February 3, 2018


Weiner Slit

The part of a hot dog bun or girl where you put your weiner.

No matter how much extra sharp ginger brandy he's had to drink, my friend Tommy always finds the weiner slit.

by Illinois Dave June 26, 2016


weiner baby

A newly deflowered person who still has very little understanding about how to pleasure a weiner

Alisa just sucked her first dick, a brand new weiner baby is born.

by unheracross September 24, 2018


Weiner Shnoozin'

A nap following a delightful meal of hotdogs.

I can't make it right now..I just ate chili dogs for lunch and I have to take a Weiner Shnoozin'.

by chefguync June 12, 2019