wet the willy

Another term for a quickie. Just to slip it in and back out and then be on your way.

Baby, I have such a busy day ahead of me. Can I just wet the willy before going into work?

Tom Willis

A white henpecked husband of a black woman. From the U.S. sitcom The Jeffersons.

You got to show her who's the man. Don't be a Tom Willis.

Willy smith

Mans (that one friend in the group) that often act kinda sus. Mans love to touch your and your other friends penises by accident (on purpose). Man acts so sus to the point u dont know if mans gay or not. That doesnt chancge the fact his dong is huge.

Dude 1: TOUCH MY PEEN ONE MORE TIME AND IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP WILLY SMITH!!!

Dude 2:Sorry baby

*Dude1 beats up Dude2*

fizzy willy

A strange feeling in your genitals when you see somebody sustaining a severe injury to themselves.

I saw somebody getting kicked in the balls and I got a fizzy willy.

Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

Willy Warmer

Its a heater..................for your peter. #willywarmer

Guy1: damn my willy's cold.
Guy2: THEN YOU NEED A WILLY WARMER!!!

At stores near you

Ashley Willis

Extreme ginger mass, will pay for sex with maccies

Have you heard about that guy that Ashley Willis'd that girl?