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Drunker than three SHEETS to the wind. May involve flying an F-18 INTO a real live tiger. Must have Adonis DNA to achieve.
Man, you were so hammered last night, you were three SHEENS to the wind!! Are you winning?
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A hoe who does hoe shit and hoes around
Dat bitch a pink wind sock
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When a girl (or woman that thinks she is still a girl) wears booty shorts where both cheeks are hanging out. This is is not to be confused with well known phrase "two sheets to the wind" signifiying that a person is drunk.
Wow, did you see Lindsey Lohan's shorts?
Yep, she has two cheeks to the wind!
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1. someone getting very cocky and needing to be told to calm down.
2. a fat cunt with a massive neck needing telling that his neck's fucking massive
1 - "Paddy youve been mouthing off all fucking day, so you best wind your neck in before i smash your face through the back of your bastard head"
2 - "Paddy you fat cunt, lose some fucking weight and get your neck wound in"
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What you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. Comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the Pacific into Southern California in late fall.
-Man I really thought I had to dump out, but I just blew ass on the bowl for like half a minute.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.
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The act of taking a shit down you partners throat, and have her.. (or him) gasping for air, then clearing it by sticking an air compressor half way up his or herass. And completely obliterating the massive shit you just lodged in your partners throat.
Tyler: Hey bro last night was insane! I totally Alabama wind piped that slut, thanks for letting me borrow your dad's air compressor last night.
John: No problem man, just clean it before you return it.
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when a gay guy farts on another gay guys dick during anal sex
last night my boyfriend gave me a fluttering wind tunnel
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