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A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
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A man that wants to be better than everyone. Wants everything to impress people and, self sentered delisional person.
Dude!! he always flexes his belongings, he's such a double arrogant
A Glyn is a term applied to points obtained freely or incorrectly during a game or competition which are awarded by a games master who is not aware of the rules of the game or competition. A Double Glyn is when this occurs twice
Also know as a "Double Points" / "Lucky Bastard"
"You joking you got a double glyn!"
"If only I had a double glyn I would of won!"
If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.
Having discolored, sickly looking, almost zombie-like complexion suggesting a compromised immune system in which the person has injected Trump's untested Operation Warp Speed shots, plus the two boosters, hence double-boosted.
"Damn bro, did you see that cashier in the Safeway?"
"Yeah, that nasty hoe looked double-boosted!"
When you get double penetrated by two dudes named Dave, could also get triple Daved as well!
Caleb, don’t drink too much at the party, you might get Double Daved !
Teamwork makes the Dream Work. Combine a Dutch Rudder, with a Dutch Paddler. Both partners essentially operate one another's arms, to achieve orgasm via assisted masterbation. While laying, sitting, Floating or Standing next to each other. The male partner moves his partners arm, similar to that of a disk jockey. While at the same time the Female moves her partners arm similar to the way that long metal bar goes back and forth to rotate the wheels on a steam train.
Note: If you have any form of A.D.D., maybe not for you.
"Bro, my Chick and I tried the ""Double Reach-A'-Rudder"" last night. Maybe Skip the Dabs for that one, it takes Jedi Focus"