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To be disrespectful
Guy: -enter insult here-
Other guy: Hey don’t be cheesing on my schwonz
Guy: my bad
The act of beating masturbating in a restaurant bathroom and finish before your food is ready
Jonny pulled off the perfect Philly cheese steak at Applebee's last night
When you ejaculate in your partner’s ass and pull out your penis covered in a mixture of feces and semen.
I’m never doing anal without a condom again!
I nutted in this chicks ass and my dock looked like a Philly Cheese Steak when I pulled out!
When you cuck someone by taking a slice of pizza and the cheese from their slice comes off with yours.
“Hey bro, you just stole all the cheese off my slice of pizza. Quit cheese cucking me!”
The phrase "Cheese and Garlic" was brought to this world by a fellow called Macy. She is a bit of a Noob. Don't tell her. But she invented the fine masterpiece that is cheese and garlic. Cheese means Pro. Garlic means Noob. :)
your friend walks into a room with a plate of cheese and garlic. You are filming her and she goes:
"ChEeSe aNd GaRLiC"
Comedy gold
A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. Mozzerlla cheese sticks are shoved in your partner's mouth for a quiet, sensual evening. You reserve the belly button and other orpheuses for marinara sauce for dipping. You consume the remaining cheese board items in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.
I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed the cheese pull on him all night. It saved our marriage!
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the phrase open up the cheese trap means everything and nothing. it can convey any emotion be used in any circumstance. it binds us it penetrates us. it was first uttered but the great braden jar-jar moore in the year 1123 A.D. after being set to be hanged for treason against high skibidi toilet council. right before he would fall and perish he spoke a phrase so simple and yet genius. after this he was thus set free and was deemed "king of all that is sigma". after 75 years of rule he passed on his rule to riley the bloody. he chose to spend the rest of his days in the mystical far off land of family guy 2 prop hunt. it is said he is still there to this day seeking enlightenment.
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