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Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.

Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!

by Neffy125 December 7, 2023


Monkey Go Happy

Monkey Go Happy is practically the most addictive game series on the internet. It has endless levels with several monkeys to make happy.

Pencilkids makes Monkey Go Happy, Pupzzle, Droppy, Abuba the Alien, Moonster Safe, Anbot, Bowja the Ninja, and especially the not so kid-friendly Retardo and the Iron Golem.

by JeffyFanatic5000 March 10, 2022


Moon monkey

A person of African heritage or black decent

Shaniquia is a moon monkey

by Chris2020 December 9, 2021


Moon Monkey

Noun. A man who identifies with the Madchester scene or Northern English Indie music of the 1990s and early 2000s. Typically wears Parker jackets, check shirts, Adidas Samba trainers and sports messy hair brushed forward over the forehead and ears.

Originates from a Trevor & Simon sketch on Saturday morning kids TV.

“Look at that moon monkey! Who does he think he is, Liam Gallagher?!”

by Yorkshire Hunter April 8, 2018


Moon Monkey

Tj

Damn is that a moon monkey doing the run?

by RattaMoon April 10, 2023


Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.

"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."

by BOSS*bitch June 10, 2015


Fucking monkey

A fucking monkey.

What do you think I was gonna say? You fucking monkey.

by Pelotas849230 May 12, 2022